So, we were all laughing away at Trevor Noah’s tweets just a moment ago until that one tweet that wasn’t so funny. While we were all chilled, checking our timelines on “Black Twitter” digging for the juiciest tweets and the most hilarious twit pics; BOOM! That one pretty girl who we’d expect to be posting selfies and retweeting her favourite celeb decided to drop a bomb in Trevor Noah’s mentions.
I’m few weeks pregnant and niggah you’re gonna ignore me and run away? Pls I know you will read this. MAN UP. I’m with child @Trevornoah
— Just Jackie (@MissJGreen18) July 7, 2014
17-year-old British girl Jackie Green recently tweeted one of SA’s most prominent comedians Trevor Noah (calling him the ‘N’ word by the way) and told him she is pregnant. Yes, this young girl is supposedly out there having a baby with an old man and then comes back and blasts the man in question for not replying to her tweets.
Ok I’ve tried everything you have given me no choice tbh @Trevornoah
— Just Jackie (@MissJGreen18) July 7, 2014
Look, regardless of her being pregnant or not, the tweets were uncalled for. It provided a good laugh, yes, but she really didn’t have to. At the end of the day she is just 17 so we should let the little born-free live, as the saying goes: “It’s just twitter right”. Still on that twitter rant she has been on, she wants to go on like the media didn’t notice her tweets:
I’m so sorry I didn’t want this to happen, sorry but I’ll tell the media how you had sex with a teenager & got her pregnant @Trevornoah — Just Jackie (@MissJGreen18) July 7, 2014
Don’t worry ‘bae’ we know that by now, the big question in our minds however is, “Is she really pregnant?”.
Undoubtedly, Trevor has been touring all over the world so one of his groupies just saw the opportunity to take her chance. Personally? I really think Trevor wouldn’t be that dumb, you know why?
One minute I’m on a flight from Scotland and now I’m a father? Twitter will show you miracles!
— Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah) July 7, 2014
Another thing I found really hilarious about this kid is that she so wants to be black so badly that it’s not even funny. Not even black as in “British Black” but black as in “African, Zulu, Black”.
I consider myself black tho. I wanna be black, I feel black”@kingxtas: Um. You’re mixed race tho. RT @MissJGreen18: I am a proud zulu woman”
— Just Jackie (@MissJGreen18) July 6, 2014
Her friend clearly tried knocking some sense into her but I guess it was like telling Beyonce that Jay-Z is ugly as f*ck (she doesn’t care). Speaking about Beyonce, this girl is a huge Beyonce stan. She tweets about her and praises everything Bey does. That’s normal, but in her case it just shows how hungry she is to be popular in black culture via ‘black twitter’. I’m also puzzled at this:
South Africans are dumb as fuck even your president is dumb sigh
— Just Jackie (@MissJGreen18) July 7, 2014
How do you call out South African’s for being dumb if one of our fellow citizens just got you “knocked up” and left you feeling like Adele?
Besides that, how do you call us out like that if your ultimate dream is to be black, have braids, and speak Zulu like our beautiful South African women?
Bare in mind bae, our President is a people’s person. Chances are, he saw that tweet and was like:
Here is something else I found interesting about the allegedly pregnant 17-year-old British girl,
He’s old tho”@RATCHET_PHATMOE: YAAASSSS. You go GURL. RT @PetrMarkMonster: I’m 17. He’s 35. And I don’t care.”
— Just Jackie (@MissJGreen18) July 7, 2014
That tweet was ironic considering the fact that she just stated that she slept with an older man who is around the same age. The,n she wants to come back and say “He’s old though”, that’s when I realized that I just spent a few hours and words on this kid and her crazy-ass lies.
*sigh*
But I had fun though hey… I think this girl got just enough attention after this piece. I’m sure Trevor Noah is doing just fine in a private jet somewhere exotic, thinking up new gags for his shows.
With that being said, all the views presented in this are just my two cents worth, you make up your own mind about this matter.
Words: @Thy_Black_Hippy
Images: Globalpost
